Hand crafted Web Page

Here in our happy domain we have collected a plethora of publicly peruseable paraphernalia

Disclaimer: (this is probably the law to do this...) There's alot of sounds on this page gleaned from movies and elseware on the internet. There are obviously thousands of sites with the same kind of content, so whether or not it is illegal to play these sounds, I'm sure the penalty isn't going to be too bad. Basically, you should know that I accept no real responsibility for all the countless copyright violations contained herein. But hey, we all know it's all in good fun anyways! Har Har.

Still, I warn you-

This is not a Web Page for Browsing, this is a Web Page for laying down and avoiding.

If you care to venture in any of these directions-

• Texts
• Pictures
• .WAV files
• How-to
• Links
• Knot Tying
• Everything Else

Texts

Diatribe ----Essays, paragraphs, and generally drug-addled textual tom-foolery. All by me. That's right, original. Take a look, maybe it'll be worth millions soon...
Stuff other people wrote.---- Good stuff.
How-to----just like in the 'How-to" section.

.WAVs

So the main thrust of this page is to proliferate these .wav files. There is limited memory on my ISP, so I question how these future lies- in someones eyes. The gentle collapsing of every surface. We travel on the quiet road. The overload. Or by that I mean to say, these .wavs take up too much room. I think there is a format change in store for this station. So if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me- I'm living on the air in Cincinnati. I'm too thin. (We'll find a little space, and we'll move in between.) Last time to make plans. Don't you miss it. Some of you people just about missed it.

(a Wide Wange of Wavs)

Pictures

Fractals

Links

Chronically Inappropriate ----reasonably sound, delusional ramblings of a maniacal solar-cycle fanatic who spends all his time outside in the rain, deciphering pyramids...

Everything Else