The main thrust of this page is to proliferate these .wav files. There is limited memory on my ISP, so I question how these future lies- in someones eyes. The gentle collapsing of every surface. We travel on the quiet road. The overload. Or by that I mean to say, these .wavs take up too much room. I think there is a format change in store for this station. So if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me- I'm living on the air in Cincinnati. I'm too thin. (We'll find a little space, and we'll move in between.) Last time to make plans. Don't you miss it. Some of you people just about missed it.
Ok, so some of these waves will no longer be 'active link' blue and underlined. There is more focus on texts and How-to stuff back at GonZo Main Page
I should say however that I have many (I think) excellent .wav files here at home and I am a periodically avid recordist, so eventually I will write out the texts of several so I can include them on the page or arrange that you could give them a listen...
OK, I know there are a million sites will a zillion clips from a billion movies, but they all suck so bad that I had to use some of my precious 5 megs to keep these .wavs from going un-mentioned.
evil.wav----Evil, actually.
Doctor Evil.
carnies.wav----only two things scare me...
coldwar.wav ----alot's
happened since you were frozen...
shagg.wav ----I used my
9mm automatic...
shorn.wav ----there really
is nothing like a shorn scrotum- it's breathtaking. I suggest you try
it.
get-it.wav ----You just
don't get it do you? You don't.
earthbod.wav ----the Earth is my body, my head is in the stars...
eccntrc.wav ----I should
warn you...
knives.wav ----Do you...enjoy
knives?
nthnhale.wav ----I think
I can see a little Nathan Hale...in You.
publicpr.wav ----You can't do that, that's public property!...
toomuch.wav ----This is
too much!
vvatious.wav ----Next time, Harold, do try and be little more...
what!!!.wav ----What have
you done?
war!.wav ----I this country
has been too harsh in its outright condemnation of war!
flabby.wav----intercourse...with
the...
cando4u1.wav ----Is there
something I can do for you?...
cando4u2.wav ----...What
did you have in mind?
hallucint.wav ----An amusing
home splice
Harrvey.wav ----Harrrvey!
objectns.wav ---Well, Harvey has not only overcome both time and space...
pleasant.wav ----In this
life, Elwood, you can be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant...
poorthing.wav ---- the dream girl from Acron...
pplrppl.wav ----You know,
people are people, no matter where you go.
psychlgy.wav ----'...Doctor,
you were wonderful!'...'Specialized training. Takes years of it.'
reality.wav ----...I've
wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor...
santrium.wav ----Come
on, were going back to the sanitarium...
upstairs.wav ----he took
me upstairs, and he tore my clothes off!
wisenhmr.wav ----one more
peep out of you and I'll butter your necktie!
Cheerio.wav ----off the
"How to do it" sketch
Complain.wav ----You
want to complain...
easy.wav ----Sir Robin
at the Bridge of Death
frmason.wav ----Yes. Well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to
expect ...
Idnwanna ----The French
have had enough of taunting the Knights...
you!.wav ----You crumb-bum!
example.wav ----What kind of example you s'posed to be for a toddler...?
job.wav ----You're young
and you got yer health...
okthen.wav ----Boy, didn't
we just tell you not to do that?...
sand.wav ----When there
was no meat, we ate foul...
There is no good reason a self respectin' generation anything-but-an-X-er should ever have to see a movie like this, but then again some of your most meaningful tidbits are gleaned from your most meaningless mistakes- "I'll never do that again..." -kind of thing.
forehead.wav ----Do I
look like I have 'Fuck Me' written on my forehead?
loser.wav ----be glad you
probably don't hear this everyday...
snatch.wav ----be real
glad you don't hear this everyday!
belay_th.au ----Belay
that nosepicking, cadet! Yes Sir, captain Sir!!
jewsinsf.wav ----Why don't you go back to San Francisco, with the rest of the Jews...?
makepie.wav ----Why don't you get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen...
rainbow.wav ---- ...rainbows?
I hate those friggin things!...
ruondrugs.wav ---- What's going on? Are you on drugs?
sweater.wav ----...go
knit me a sweater, before I slap you in the face!
treehugn.wav ----Dolphins,
Eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree-huggin hippy crap!
The Odd Couple ----theme music (.au, 601k) (on second thought don't bother with this one, I am out of room:(
I Dream of Genie ----theme music (.au, 376k) I just thought you'd like to know there is such a thing. In fact, I've got so many more of these .Wavs that it boggles my typing finger...
numnum.wav ----Num Num. Num Num. Birdie num num.
reefers.wav ----he seems
about ready to crack! All you gotta do is keep him from having too many
reefers...
Medictn.wav ----Medication Time....Medication Time...
Quentin.wav ----The less a man makes declarative statements the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.
okseeya.wav ----derek (of
Clive and Derek- re Peter Cook and
Dudley Moore) catching up with a good friend.
lookout!.wav ----Houndog Taylor (of the genuine Houserockers.)
home.wav ----Perry Farrell of Janes Addiction going "home" from 'up the beach'. I hook it up to the [home] button. It is a quick little sound. It is a must have for all Janes Addiction fans.
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