On April 1, 2005 I set off across Canada on my bicycle. Or at least I'd planned to cross Canada. These pages are an account of that trip, as told through travelogs I sent to friends. I hope you enjoy the ride!



Roaming Alberta

Hi Kids,
Well I'm in Medicine Hat, one day out of Saskatchewan. It's been a haul. Been going for eight days straight, through wind and hail and rain and, finally this morning, sunshine.

I've come into Alberta on the tail of wide spread flooding, and have managed to avoid any mishap with it until this very morning when, while trying to traverse a local cycle trail, I found myself sinking up to my axles in mud along the Saskatchewan River. Almost lost me folks, took nearly a half hour to drag myself, Blu and BoB, out of that quagmire, which had come up on me suddenly. I was cruising along when all of a sudden there I was, like the bad guy in an old western, sinking into the quick sand.

Alas, I've survived.

It was difficult leaving the mountains. That first day, June 22, I made it all the way over the Crowsnest Pass, despite loopy winds that at one point sent me into a guardrail. I wound up in the funky berg of Blairmore, set deep in a low valley between the Rockies and the foothills. Paid $15 for camping there, which was a discount because the gruff Swiss woman who ran the place wanted to make sure I had change left to use her showers. Which I did. Slept that night as a howler of a storm blasted the area, but left us, in the bug infested landfill along the river, rain free.

The second day was perhaps the best. I had a tail wind all the way to the cut off to Pincher Creek. I made the 60 K run in about six hours, with lots of time stopping and looking back over my shoulder at what I was leaving behind, those gorgeous mountains.

Stayed at the Veterans Memorial Campground in Pincher Creek. Not a bad place really, although a little unkempt. The price was right, five bucks. Also made a little time with a trio of English girls, and their male chaperone, who quizzed me about wild places to camp in BC. I sent them to Wapiti.

The next day it was back to head winds, and head-cross winds, as I travelled south out of Pincher Creek to Highway 505, which runs east, parralell to Highway 3, but with much less traffic. That day, despite a good 30K resistance in the wind, I rode a good 80 K, making it all the way to the St. Mary's Resevoir, a little south of Lethbridge.

What an awful place that was. Physically it was quite beautiful, set in a deep coulee below the the St. Mary's Dam. But it was bug infested and unkempt, and pot marked by gopher dens. The washrooms were layered in gopher poo, there was no drinking water, and the province of Alberta, who were doing nothing to keep the place together, made sure their uptight little Mormon-missionary-come-Conservation-Officer came around to collect the nine dollar camping fee. I was tempted to hang around and organize the campers into a "hell no we won't pay until you clean the toilets" revolution but all of them were leaving, and so was I.

It rained hard that night but cleared in the morning, and I set off on one of my easier days, to the hamlet of Raymond. There I found a town not unlike you might find on the north shore in Quebec, one long main road, whose main landmark was a church, two churches actually, one Mormon and the other Mennonite. There I stayed free in the local campground, on another landfill next to a man-made lake. Again it rained. Again it cleared in the morning and I was off.

From Raymond I continued east, with a tail cross wind, along Highway 61. It was a good ride, very little traffic on a rolling up and down road. It was also a hard day, because it was the first one where I'd finally lost sight of my beloved mountains.

Still, I was enjoying the change in scenery, the long sweep of green rolling dunes all around me, and the abundant bird life. At one point along the way the land grew so quiet I just had to stop and listen. For a good half hour I stood there, with a light wind blowing, watching as miles and miles and miles of canoli and wheat fluttered. It was like entering some high meditative state. Unfortunately the quiet ended when I rolled a little north to Chin Coulee, just south of Taber. There I found a campground that cost me $15 and was overrun by screaming teens, big rigs, hot cars, motor boats with Apocolypse Now style speakers, blaring death metal and ghetto rap out on the lovely blue water beneath the curving brown hills. Didn't sleep so well that night. It was not a comfortable place.

The next morning, in a light rain, I rode the short 20 K into Taber, Canada's own Columbine, and I can see why. The kids there are all just spoiled rotten and the parents seem oblivious.

Regardless, I found Taber to be a nice place, with a little bit of character to the town, and a great campsite on the Oldman River, wherein I witnessed firsthand some of the destruction caused by the floods. The river actually buried the main part of the camp, which features a several acre "walk in" area right next to the water, under seven feet of river mud. When I arrived crews were scurrying around mopping up the mess and the campers had all been moved to higher ground. The guy who ran the place, a 50-something fellow who looked like an Albertan but sounded like a west coast pinko, told me to set up in one of their group camping pavillions, which was a good thing, because no sooner did I pull Blu BoB and myself under the thing, when the sky opened up in a torent that lasted a good 12 hours. So there I was, safe and dry for ten bucks, with a big roof over my head and an eight foot table to set my bed on. I did get some sleep that night.

The next day I did a little shopping around Taber then set out again, back on Highway 3, the one I've been following since Creston. That day, with a side wind, I made the berg of Bow Island. Not much I can say about Bow Island, except their campground is crud but does have a pavillion, which I camped out under while the sky, with a nasty west wind behind it, once again opened up. I paid ten bucks for my camping but could have gotten away with not paying, because I self-registered but no one showed up to check. Once again I slept on a picnic table, under a big roof, while the wind blew and the rain churned.

In the morning, yesterday, it cleared a little and I pushed on through a massive cross-head wind the 60 K into Medicine Hat, where I am now. I had planned to stay here a day. My legs and head really needing a day off, but the camping is expensive, $20, and the grounds are not so nice. So, in advance of tomorrow's big event, Canada's birthday, I am once again pushing on. I'll likely make Walsh, a little berg on the Saskatchewan border, or maybe Irvine, or the first nice campgound I can find.

Last night there was a lovely cresent moon hanging in the eastern sky when I went to bed, which was not so easy to do since it was the first clear star-filled night in many days.

Got to be honest kids. I'm struggling with this a bit. Yesterday, when I pulled into town, I was almost delerious. I've barely spoken to another person, outside of camp attendants, in over a week. I need a days rest. My thighs feel bigger than beach balls. I also need some time to adjust. I'm not at all accustomed to this geography, which is not flat as it seems in a car, but is far more desolate than any mountain side.

However, despite my delusions, and the fact that, in my tiredness, I have several times considered packing it in, I am pushing on. I'm looking forward to Saskatchewan, a place I've always liked but never really explored. So here I go. I'll see how I feel about it, then decide where this trip will lead.

It's sunny. I'm muddy but I'm okay.

Hope you are too.
Will



 


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