On April 1, 2005 I set off across Canada on my bicycle. Or
at least I'd planned to cross Canada. These pages are an account of
that trip, as told through
travelogs I sent to friends. I hope you enjoy the ride!
Rains it Pours
Hey Kids,
I'd hoped to write you all a letter
about the wonderful time I was having falling in love with the city of
Montreal, but once again, the best laid plans. . .
About 11 am Tuesday my brother Dan, who I'm
staying with in Montreal,
came home and to tell me our Dad was in the hospital with kidney and
heart failure, plus pneumonia, and that he was expected to live only a
couple days.
We loaded up, Blu too, and headed out under a
cloud of apprehension, as
the tailings of Hurricane Katrina began to fill in the St. Lawrence
River valley. I actually considered not going along, but it was clear I
had to.
There were so many signs. The hurricane, which is
the same thing that
was happening when I was born, was one of them. Now it was happening as
my Dad lay dying.
Dan, and his wife Carrie, were in a kafluffle,
trying to do everything
themselves and all at once. They were frazzled from sleep deprivation,
which is their lifestyle, having two young children and full time jobs.
We shipped the kids out to Carrie's Mom's, then
headed into Montreal
traffic, where we promptly got stuck for about an hour. Eventually we
got moving and stopped in Brockville Ontario, at a Harvey's fast food
joint, which I didn't like the idea of, but said nothing about.
When we started up again Carrie was driving,
which concerned me
because she was nodding out before we stopped. For much of the ride my
brother and sister-in-law had been discussing things. I'd not heard
much of it, sitting in the back seat. I did hear something about speed
and noticed we were moving at about 110 to 120 K an hour, average for
the 401 Highway.
I'd also heard something about writing an
obituary, and had just
informed them that I once was an obit writer for the newspaper. Then
they decided to make a list of things that needed to be done. Carrie
reached for some paper in the driver side door when I noticed the car
veering onto the lefthand shoulder.
I said loudly, "watch out!" She didn't react, so
I said it louder,
"Watch Out!"
The car wheels hit the rumble stops on the side
of the road. Carrie
pulled hard to the right, trying to get off the shoulder. The car
started to dove tail, so she turned the other direction trying to bring
it under control.
It had the opposite effect. We began swerving and
rocking all over the
highway. My left elbow hit the lowered seat beside me. Then I raised my
arms to protect my head, certain we were going to roll. We hit the
guard rail on the right side of the road, opposite from where we'd been
when we lost control. The car rode up on the rail then spun back out
into traffic, a full loop, before finally coming to a halt with its
ass end plowing into the same guard rail once again.
The hood was emitting steam, we all sat there a
moment stunned, with
our front-end out in traffic. When I knew I was okay, I tried to get
out
of the car, but the back doors were "bubba proofed" and could not be
opened from inside. Finally Dan was able to open his door, then he
opened mine, while Carrie climbed out of hers and we all got off the
road. We were alive, and are okay.
Soon ambulance and police showed up.
The Ontario Provincial Police were about to give
Carrie a ticket, until
I told them our reason for travelling. Then they turned into angels of
mercy. It is not often that I get to say an encounter with police was
the best part of my day, but it was. They drove us to their detachment
in Kanonogie, made sure the car was put in dry storage, with Blu
orphaned in the back, then tried to help us get a rental car to
continue our journey. It was nightfall. The rain from Katrina was
starting to fall, when we loaded into a police car, with our baggage,
but not Blu, and headed to Kingston, about 60 K away.
So there we were, barreling down the 401 with a
seven-foot police
officer named David Vogelzing, a peach of a man, whom I eventually
would
make an honourary member of the Webster family.
When we got to the Kingston airport, where the
rental car was supposed
to be, it wasn't there. For about an hour my relatives, and Constable
Vogelzing, tried to find us another car. They could not. All the while
the rain continued to intensify. I walked up a couple times and said,
"Guys, we need to learn to read the signs, and they're all stop signs
right now. We should just get a room here in Kingston and try again
tomorrow."
Finally, when the options dwindled, everyone saw
the wisdom in what I
was saying, and the police officer drove us to a nearby hotel, where
Dan and Carrie caught some sleep (they snore in harmony) and I was up
listless until the wee hours.
The next day, yesterday, we managed to rent a car
and move on to St.
Catharines, near Niagara Falls, where my Dad is in intensive care at
the local hospital. It was sad to see the man so totally emaciated and
unwilling to accept his fate. I cried and held his hand, which was the
only thing that made him recognizeable to me. You see, back in the '50s
Dad lost the FU finger of his left hand in a work related accident. It
was the only thing about him I recognized, until he started to grump,
mad I was there, mad his juice was cold, not warm, and mad at my
brother for taking time off work.
We hung out until he fell asleep, then my brother
Dan and another
brother, David, and their respective wives, all went out for dinner at
a friend of mine’s restaurant. When I was last in St. Catharines my
friend was newly married and had just opened a little hole-in-the-wall
called Cafe Amore, now he has two full-fledged restaurants, two kids
(one born just two days ago) and grey hair. He greeted us well and sent
my brothers and their wives a free bottle of wine. It was a lovely
dinner, and it was nice for me to be among family and friends, even
though
in less than fortunate circumstances.
Dan and David, and Betsy and Carrie, all went to
Buffalo, New York,
where David lives, after dinner. I didn't not accompany them because,
at this point, because of my lipping off at President Bush, I am
persona-non-grata in the USA.
So I checked into a flea bag hotel here in St.
Catharines. I didn't
know it was flea bag until I got in the room, but I was too tired to
fight or argue or complain. I turned the TV on and zoned out, but
wasn't able to sleep.
This morning the clouds have cleared and it is a
beautiful summer day.
I've sat in a local park and written, and now that I'm done here, I'm
going to go have some breakfast before getting back to Dad.
So, the adventure continues. I'm in my hometown.
My foot is not healing
well. Blu is in a auto body shop somewhere in Kingston, my luggage is
in a bus depot, and life continues.
I will write you about Montreal, once I get back
there. For now though,
everyone pray I find a sack of dough, so I can get a decent room, and
add a little something for my Dad.
I hope your days are going better than mine.
Will
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