Travelog 7

Hey Kids,
    I have a confession to make.
    I'm a low down dirty rotten cheater!
    Here's why. I took a ride!
    When I woke up in Maple Creek my knee hurt like hell and I did not relish riding anywhere, not north south east or west, not up or down a hill, not anywhere!
    Sitting out in front of the Maple Grove Motel, I kept looking at the truck parked at the unit next to mine, and thinking, I wonder if the owner of that truck would run me up to the Cypress Hills.
    I'd no sooner thought the thought when the fellow came out his door to walk his dog. He asked if I was pushing on or taking another day R&R. I told him I wasn't sure, but that I kept looking at his truck and wondering, if I slipped him ten bucks, if he'd drive me up to the park, a distance of 30 K.
    He said: "I'd do that in a drop of a hat!"
    So I packed up and off we went. He didn't accept my money and seemed to be happy just to have something to do, and to, in some small way, be a part of my adventure.
    So, an hour later, there I was all set up in a pine forest, in beautiful sunshine, with all the comforts a wandering cyclist could want.
    If anyone ever tells you there are no trees or hills in Saskatchewan, tell them they have never been to the Cypress Hills, and should bloody well go there before spouting.
    Its a wonderful place, high above the prairie in a forest full of lodgepole pine and trembling Aspen, home to a myriad of wild beasts, including a mama Moose and her calf, who befriended me and and hung out at my campsite for much of the three days. Mama Moose was an astonishing creature, standing nearly three meters high and placid as a mouse. At first she came and stood for a long time watching me, which was a little weird. Then she disappeared, only to return a few hours later with her little chestnut-red calf, who was about the size of a large dog, but much skinnier.
    It was funny, but every time other people came to the campground she would disappear, only to reappear shortly after they departed. It was like she wasn't showing herself to anyone else but me. Magnificent beast, and she knew who to trust.
    For my part, I spent my days wandering the park, riding out to the bluffs overlooking the prairie, where you can easily see 100 K from points like Lookout Point and Bald Butte. These are very special places and one can easily imagine the days of the Buffalo, Sitting Bull, and even the ice ages that proceeded them. I was enraptured by the view and sheer beauty of the place. No words can describe it. You must go there for yourself if you really want to know what its like.
    Of course the campground has its share of Alberta beefeaters in big hemis, who seem to have something against cyclists and hair, but for the mostpart the park is pure beauty, and a delight to visit.
    Yesterday, Saturday, I packed up and, against my better judgement, pulled out. If I'd known what I was in for I would have stayed put, but then again, that's what this adventure is all about, not knowing what happens next.
    It took me over four hours to do the 35 K down to Highway 13. I struggled against gusting 40 K headwinds and really put myself, and my well recovered knee, to the test. The ride, over rolling green treeless hills, up and down coulees, would have been a pure pleasure, but on this day it was a strain, but lovely nonetheless, and the road was basically empty, so it was at least non stressful, although a serious grind.
    When I reached Highway 13 a horrific thunderstorm came up from the south west. It was black and ugly in the direction of Consul, so I decided to head east, despite the unfavourable wind, which was blowing hard out of the north east. About six k along,  just outside Robsart, the worst of the storm hit. I pulled into the town, which was bascially a ghost town. There were buildings enough to house several hundred but, as I was informed by a local, only about 10 folks live there. Robsart was a thriving little town, with hundreds of people, a community centre, Beaver Lumber store, grocery, department store, pool hall, gas station, body shop, school, and the like, but one day all the folks left, and now it sits looking like an active place, but totally dilapitated and run down once you get in close.
    I waited out the storm beneath the eaves of the local community hall. It blasted for an hour, lots of lightning and rolling thunder. Once it cleared, I tried again to resume my ride to Eastend, but it became clear after a few K that I would not make the 50 K without doing myself damage. The headwinds were gusting well over 50 K and I could hear more thunder.
    After much deliberation and gnashing of teeth, I did a U-turn and made a run for Consul, where I knew there was a camp. It was, after riding in headers all day, a delight to have a tailwind, and I made the 25 K back to Consul in just over an hour.
    Unfortunately, just as I arrived in Consul, a lawless little berg out in the middle of nowhere, another storm hit. Also unfortunately, I found the camp to be a totally exposed backyard-size patch of really dirty earth, full of hard drinking trailerites. One of them warned me there was a ball tourney going on in town and, if I decided to camp, I'd be in for a rowdy night, because all the players would be partying at the adjacent hotel. I decided instead to see if I could get a room for cheap.
    It took some arm twisting but I talked the local motel proprietor, herself a ball player who's team had been eliminated, into letting me have the last available room for much less than the asking price. I'd no sooner hauled myself and the my gear inside, when the weather hit again. So I hunkered down, watched some tube, caught up on some mail, and had an early bed.
    This morning I'm up with the birds, lightening skies, and a lot of rain. It appears things are going to improve but I'm still waiting on the forcasted wind change. Right now the wind is coming from the direction I need to go, but its supposed to do an about face by midday. I hope so!
    So, although I am a dirty rotten cheater, and feel awful about it, I am glad I did what I did. My knee is much better. I got to see a part of the country that has recently been declared one of Canada seven great wonders. I've stood on hills where Sitting Bull once stood. I've got to know Saskatchewan's trees and hills up close and personal, had a few days off, and been freindly with a moose. So its all good.
    Anyway, short travelog this time. I'm off, or so I hope, in a few hours for Eastend and the home of T-Rex.
    Until next time, hope you're all well.
Will

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