Like a hurricane!

    Can’t believe I’ve been in London five nights already!
    Can’t believe I’ve only been here four and a half days!
    Haven’t seen the queen,  Big Ben, or Piccadily Circus, Westminister Abbey, Soho, Abbey Road or Buckingham Palace. Haven’t really seen much at all, of the city, but I sure have been busy.
    My first day in London was passed with Orla, first riding busy streets to Camden, then along the many canals to Hackney. The canals were very interesting, about the only place you can walk in the city without running into droves of people. However, I found the fact they don’t put guard rails between the walk and the drink a little unnerving. One could ride along, slip into the drink, and never be seen again.
    Hackney on the other hand was a little like visiting Jane and Finch at the north end of Toronto. The old town, which is lined with Victorian era buildings, is augmented by hundreds of high rise apartment buildings that have become akin to American ghettos. There are many people of colour in Hackney, with huge black and south Asian communities. I’m told its a rough area, one you do not walk around alone in at night. We were there late afternoon and the place was humming with people. It is where my friend Peelee works in a bike shop, and where both her and Orla reside. Peelee in a nice row house, and Orla in one of the aforementioned apartment complexes.
    Camden, for its part, was little more than a big bazaar, full of tiny little open air shops selling every manner of souvenier, trinket, t-shirt, CD, and other paraphenalia. It too is an old part of town, with ancient brick work, bridges, and quirky old buildings. It reminded me a bit of old Halifax, with barrel running ramps, catacombs, and loading warfs along the canal. The little shops have barkers out in front of them, and everywhere are young people earning their keep carrying huge store signs around. I never understood that type of barking, it doesn't draw me into places. The area also teems with people, and Orla and I had some difficulty manoevering our bicycles through the masses.
    Back in Hackney, I had Peelee do a little work on my bike. She earns her living in a bike shop called London Fields, after a nearby park. While she was able to true my wheels, she had some difficulty with my gears. It seems the shimano shifters I had put on don’t work so well with the style of changer I have on the rear wheel. This has been, and continues to cause, a problem with my ability to use my middle gears. If I’d known of this I would have had my dealer put shimano changers on when he switched the shifters, but he didn’t mention it so I didn’t know about it. Really need to educate myself a little better about bike mechanics, if I can get my left brain to pay attention long enough.
    It was while visiting Hackney, and during a little drop in at Orla’s apartment, where she lives with her boyfriend, and another fellow, that I sent out my last travelog. When we were done that I hooked up with Peelee, who took me around to her house for a cup of tea, then raced me through the streets back to the area where I’m staying. Peelee is an expert on the London cycling routes. She’s also about six feet tall and a good 15 years younger than me. I was like a little boy on a tricyle trying to keep up with her as she zoomed, zigged, zagged, and generally made short work of transversing the city with me in tow.
    Once back to Harvey Road, in an area I think is called Hornsey, where the guest house I’m staying at is located, I took a little walk and bought myself some fixings at a local store, then went to the bedsitting space I’ve been provided and cooked a little dinner of pasta and sauce, which made me feel quite at home.
    Helen, Orla’s Mom, an Irish woman of about 60 years, whom I immediately liked and felt endeared to, secured this space for me. It is a two room bedsit, with a combo living and sleeping space and a large bathroom where there is a deep soaker tub. Unfortunately, there is no hot water to fill the tub and I find myself having to boil water to fill it. Water is boiled in a plug-in pot, located on a little sink, fridge and stove unit located behind the doors of what appears to be a closet. The place has two windows, a small one of the bathroom overlooking Harvey Road through a narrow passage between the brick walls of a little alcove. The rear window, off the living room, looks over a patio and a series of back yards. In the morning thousands of birds sing through this window. This has been the biggest surprise of my visit. I have never, despite living in the wilds, heard so many birds in my whole life. Each yard is marked by brick or wood fencing and I’ve yet to see any human in any of the yards, although many house cats patrol them.
    Once I’d had my dinner, I went out to local internet station to check my email and send out messages to people I know in these parts. Basically I was announcing my safe arrival and urging folks to send me thier phone numbers. Then I came back to the suite and put myself to sleep for the night.     It was a fitful sleep.
    The next morning, Friday, I rose early, performed a light pack job on my bike, then headed out to meet Peelee. She’d invited me to join her for a two day cycle to the south of England. So off we went, first to Kings Cross Station, where the bombings were last year. We weren’t able to catch our train from there due to some sort of mechanical problem, so we had to cycle deeper into the city, over London Bridge, not to be confused with Tower Bridge, to London Bridge Station, where we caught a train to Crawley, south of the city. It was quite something for me, weaving and bobbing through traffic in pursuit of the fleet-wheeled Peelee, between double decker busses, along narrow cavernous streets that seemed to go in circles, emerging finally on the bridge over the Thames, which I’ve been reminded umpteen times is pronounced “temms.”
    Our train was brand spanking new, equipped with washrooms that have electronic doors that resemble the transporter chamber on the Starship Enterprise. It seems the British really love their loos. Even on the trains the loo is big enough to set up housekeeping in.
    After an uneventful one hour train ride, we disembarked, just north of Crawley, and followed a cycle path that led us off the road into a wooded area along a decomissioned rail line. The trail was similar to some cycle paths we have in Canada, but much better kept with a much more solid surface. These trails, which apparently stretch the length and breadth of England, are used by walkers, cyclists and horseriders. Despite being shared by horses, the builders have been careful to lay down a surface that does not crumble and turn to sand and bump. We in Canada could learn much from the Brits when it comes to trail maintainence. From what I was able to gather these trails are designed to link the towns and cities so folks can commute using sustainable transport.
    Much of our day was passed riding these off road trails, with the occassional foray into a village or hamlet along busy and not so busy streets. It was a real treat for me after becoming totally intimidated by the not so nice cycling lanes through the busy streets of London.
    Late in our day we emerged on a paved country lane. It was hilly, narrow, and wound like a snake through the rolling hill country. I must admit this part of the ride was a little scary. There does not seem to be any speed limit on these roads, and people whiz along quite fast. The roads themselves are only wide enough to accomodate one of our North American SUVs. Mercifully, there are very few of those beasts over here, although there are some much thinner and condensed versions of them. This part of the trip really took it out of me. My gears were slipping, I was having some issues with riding on the wrong side of the road, Peelee was getting a little concerned with my willingness to just let cars pass me, rather than ride my buns, and I was still a little jet lagged.
    Eventually, about 7 pm, we darted up a small hill and emerged in the village of  Rutherfield, home to ten pubs and one grocery. Peelee tells me all the villages are like that, and the British get most of their carbs from beer, which, from what I can tell, is the main staple food here, along with fish and something called mash.
    After grabbing the healthiest food we could find, which amounted to some beans and a few anemic veggies, we set out again to find a campsite. There were no legitimate ones in the area, so we knew we were going to have to rough it. We pulled down a muddy right of way, went down a steep hill, across a small stream, half way up another little hill, then over a farmer's fence into a large muddy field that reminded me of Yasgur’s farm in upstate New York.
    There, in a fallow field that was quite muddy, which we later found out was the result of a five inch snow fall over Easter, we set camp. I cooked us a large bean dinner, while Peelee set up her tent. When I’d got dinner going, I  put our bikes together in a tripod, strung a tarp, and rolled out my bivy beneath it. After dinner we made tea then sat around talking until the sun was well down. As Peelee went to bed the stars emerged. It was the first clear sky I’d seen since my arrival, so I sat out counting the stars, and talking to Peelee through her tent, until I was just too tired to keep my eyes open. Then I crawled into my bivy and finally got a good night’s sleep, one that seemed to finally cure my jetlag. Nothing like sleeping on the ground to bring this wilderness boy back to himself.
    I was up bright eyed, bushy tailed and ready to roll at 5:30 the next morning! I wrote four pages in my journal that morning, made two cups of the coffee I imported from Vernon, Voet’s Dark French, and made myself a whopping bowl of porridge. Peelee satisfied herself with fruit and tea, explaining that despite the fact she’s a Scot, she cannot stomach porridge.
    About 9:30 we set off, back up the muddy right of way. The English countryside is full of these right of ways, designed to allow walkers and hikers to move freely through privately owned land. We continued along the hilly paved country road, that wasn’t quite as busy as it had been the night previous. Still, Peelee numerous times expressed concern about the way I was riding, well over, and willing to let the cars just zoom around me. For her part, Peelee gets out in the middle and slows the cars down, which I admit, works most of the time. At times she would ride on my tail, and if cars approached on a bend, she would ease out into the middle and slow them up. Methinks it will take me some time to learn to do that. I don’t trust drivers enough to pull out in front of them. Do that in Canada and you’re likely to get hit!
    A half hour after we set out our route took us off the road and back into a wood. This was the most difficult part of our ride, leading us up a steep incline along a horse trail that was quite choppy. We climbed for another half hour before emerging in a little village where we were able to get some water from some folks who lived along the trail. Dipping into the village on a main road, we soon found ourselves back on a converted rail line, where we remained for a good part of the morning.
    A while before noon we stopped at a bench and had a light lunch. I ate an orange, some bread and drank water. Peelee ate some salt smoked Mackerel. Then we continued.
    It wasn’t long after lunch I began to notice a stark change in Peelee’s mood. I’d wondered, she seemed to be eating a lot of fruit, then some protein, but wasn’t giving herself any carbs. From my experience cycling, that’s not a good plan. One needs carbs to burn when one is doing constant exercise. I grew concerned that she might have some health issues as a result. I’m no physician, but I do understand the concept of fuel. Fruit is good for some energy, protien for rebuilding tissue, but carbs are needed to burn, like gas in a car.
    As the day wore on my pal seemed to become more and more disorientated, several times wanting to turn in wrong directions. She seemed to be having trouble reading the maps, trusting the trail signs (which I found quite right-on) and generally losing her good humour. I began to quiz her a bit, about diet, and about her health. I was concerned. She’s plannning to ride across Norway in a few weeks and doesn’t seem quite physically prepared for it. However, my prying only seemed to aggravate her so I did my best to back off.
    Near the town of Polegate we veered off the path we were on, NO#21, and onto another, NO#2, which led us to the sea on the south coast of England. Here we ducked onto another horse trail, then back out onto a winding, though less busy, country lane that eventually led us to the village of Arlington, where we stopped at a pub for juice.
    While we were there a bunch of folks rolled in on bicycles. They were wearing funny red and white costumes with bells attached to their legs. Peelee told me they were traditional dancers of some sort. I would have liked to have seen their dance, but we still had a lot of miles to go, so we took off.
    Our path led us further along the country road, out onto a major thouroughfare, then back onto a side road through some little ancient villages. On this stretch I tried to take Peelee’s advice and move out into the middle when a car approached too fast from behind on a curve. Unfortunately, I picked the wrong driver to do this with and he nearly ran me over. I let out a bellow, and quite nearly got hit. The fellow did the same to Peelee, and she rewarded him with a big gob on his windshield.
    The ride got a little hair raising after that, when the route popped us out on another busy thoroughfare, which was narrow and had cars bombing both ways. Mercifully, we were only on that stretch about a half hour before it dumped us into a town that had wide streets. It was  a fairly new town, although there were many old buildings. It had a quaint downtown district, which I wandered through with my laptop open until I found a wireless signal in front of a store. There I downloaded my mail, which was mostly spam, but included a dear John letter from an old chum I knew in Nelson but who now lives back here in England.
    It was with some sadness I read the letter from Siobhan, whom I’d first met at the Dancing Bear Hostel in Nelson on Thanksgiving Day, 2000. She eventually became an employee of the Dancing Bear, and over the years we’d had many warm, spontaneous visits. It seemed to me we were able to communicate, and had great talks. Because of this I’d invited her to be part of my sound crew at Salmon Arm a couple years later, and she’d actually rescued me from there when things got a little tense with the organizing committee. In the year or so that followed I’d made arrangements to meet up with her several times, but for one reason or another she kept jamming out on our appointments. I don’t know about other folks, but when I make arrangements with people I tend to try my best to keep them. On the flip side, I expect them to do the same. When they don’t, I’ve been known to get a little agravated, especially if they don’t let me know they plan to stand me up. Three times this happened with Siobahan, and I’d finally told her where to get off.
    Sometime after, Siobhan returned to England, where she’d come from in the first place. I’d heard her Dad had died and her life had changed. Because years had passed, things had changed, I’d left her on my mailing lists and, when I heard from her after sending out my annual year end message, I was happy, although somewhat reluctant to make any firm commitment. Yes, I’d be willing to visit, but I wasn’t prepared to make a solid arrangement because of our history of failing to show up. I’d written back and told her so much, then said I’d be in touch when I reached England, and perhaps we could do coffee or something. She’d written back, using the phrase “fair dinkum” which means “straight shooter,” and agreed to see what happened when I got here. Keeping with that, I let her know I was in town. Now, here I was wandering around this little seaside town with my computer out, reading a letter that amounted to a dear john letter. She was basically saying that because of our history the feelings would not be good so she wasn’t willing to even meet for coffee. I found this sad, because I’d genuinely hoped to see her and say hello, hoping maybe things had changed enough for us to at least be friendly. I was going to respond at the time, but the wireless connection suddenly stopped.
    While all this was going on Peelee was taking a break, a rest, while guarding our bikes. When I got back to her after a half hour she was talking about aborting the rest of the ride to Brighton and getting back on the train. We talked about it a bit, decided we could probably  make Brighton within a couple hours, and should at least complete the ride. So off we went.
    A few miles along, after a misadventure off the path when Peelee became convinced we’d taken a wrong turn, which we compensated for by taking another wrong turn, we emerged in another seaside town. Here we stopped for fish and chips. It was cod and prefrozen fries. High protien, and chips that had their carbs killed. This typical British meal seemed to invigorate Peelee, and she blew my doors off as we got back on the path and mounted a high bluff high above the sea, then zoomed down a long hill to the outskirts of Brighton.
    At the bottom of the hill we came in sight of a series of white cliffs, with a seawall walk at their base. I noticed people riding bikes on the seawall, and wanted to go along it, while Peelee was somewhat insistant that we follow the path we were on, which was basically a sidewalk along a busy highway, that led up another steep incline. After a couple minutes hagling we went down on the seawall, which was the highlight of our ride. I spun happily along as P. got on her cell phone, called ahead, and let some of her pals in Brighton know we were coming.
    A few K down the seawall we were diverted through a marina, then Peelee led us in circles until we finally stopped and had a little scrap about which way to go. I’d stopped and asked a fellow directions and was quite sure we needed to go a certain way. Peelee finally said okay and we headed off, but I had to call her back when she took off a little fast, in what I thought was the wrong direction. After 36 hours together we were begining to act like an old unhappily married couple, bickering now and then, and getting quite short with one another. There were no real hard feelings, but we were having some pronounced disagreements.
    Rolling into Brighton along the seawall was the hilight of the ride. The sun was out, it was nearly 20 degrees, and the place was throbbing with beautiful people, scenery and environs. Between the majestic white cliffs, the magnificently kept waterfront, the long series of pubs and cafes along the water, the beach, and the beach bums, I was enthralled.
    We met Peelee’s pals, a very nice 30-something couple, at the warf, then went to a pub on the beach called “The Beach” where we sat for a couple hours and talked. It turned out Peelee’s  friends knew my friend Jim, a guitar player whose band I used to read with back in Canada. Before I knew it, I was handed a phone number for Jim and managed to make contact just as he was headed out to do a gig at a local cafe called “More.”
    With that information in tow, we set out from the beach through the funky and delighfully character little streets of Brighton, a place I want to go back to real soon.
    Jim is one of you, a rider on this digital coach. I’d fully intended to visit him while I’m over here but hadn’t expected to get to Brighton until later in my trip. It was great to see him, and to hear him play again. He’s one of the best guitar slingers I know, and sensitive to things like poets who know nothing of music. Here in Brighton, where he’s been for the past five years or so, he’s made a living playing with many different people in many different styles. It was a pleasure to see and hear him again. We spent a couple hours in the cafe, visiting, listening, and talking. It turned out that he and Peelee had mutual friends in Canada and was all quite syncronistic.
    About 10 pm Peelee and I made a mad dash for the train back to London. It was a raucaus ride on a Saturday night, with people playing loud noises on their cell phones and walkmans. At one point Peelee, who spent most of the ride dozzing off, asked one of the cell phoners to turn off his noise. Seconds later she gave me hell for doing the same. I felt bad for her, she was so tired and worn out. Worse yet, she still had to ride part way with me through London, so I’d be able to find my way back to my flat without getting lost. It was  a burden I did not want to place on her but I really had no option.
    At about midnight we rolled into Paddington Station in downtown London and got off the train, hauling our fully loaded bikes up a stairway and out into the nightlife. There were people everywhere, most of them half looped and partying it up. We set off along the cycle routes through the winding streets that were alternatively quiet and bustling. After about a half hour at a good pace, Peelee pulled over, pointed up a hill, and said, just go straight, you’ll see Helen’s and know where you are. I called out “thanks” as I rolled by her, too tired to stop, afraid if I did I wouldn’t get going again.
Safely back at the flat, I loaded my bike and gear up the stairs, made tea, had a snack, then promptly fell asleep until well after noon the next day, Sunday.
    Sunday was the first day I’ve had to myself in England. I did some housekeeping, wrote some pages in my journal, then wandered out into the rainy afternoon to visit Helen, who has a wireless connection. There I checked email, had tea, talked socialism with Helen, watched a bit of the London Marathon on the tube, then wandered off to a Turkish grocery store Helen put me onto. It was the first time I’d wandered the streets alone, so I did a little exploring, then came back to the house, cooked dinner and had an early night. It was nice to be alone after all the social overload of the trip so far.
    While I’d hoped to get up really early this morning and go do some exploring, I slept until nearly nine. Since I got up I’ve been working on this travelog and jumping up every few minutes to pour another kettle full of water into the bathtub. I’ve nearly got it deep enough to give myself a good scrubbing and get my hair clean and my face scraped. Once that’s done, and I have some breaky, I plan to go out, get on a double decker bus, and go be a tourist. I also plan to find an internet connection and send out this diatribe.
    I have a few folks I know in this town who have yet to get back to me. I’m hoping they will soon. I’ll find out later today whether I can stay here a couple extra days, I’m hoping until the weekend. If not, I will likely try to get out of town on Wednesday. Not sure where I’ll go. I have one person I know up in the Cotswolds, but I think she may be too busy for a visit up there. I may also go back to Brighton for a few days.
    My general plan calls for me to head to Holland around May 1, until then I’d like to see as much of London and Britain as possible.
    I’m really grateful I’ve had a day to slow down. Felt a bit like I was caught in a hurricane there for a bit. I’ve only been in England five days and I’ve already toured to the south and seen an awful lot. If this start is any sign I’m in for one hell of an adventure.


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